26th March 2008. Google Talk.
Priya: Oi.
Me: Hi there!
Priya: Ahem ahem.
Me: What happened?
Priya: What is today?
Me: (bulb flases in head) Don't tell me it's your birthday!
Priya: Well, it is. Now wish me.
Me: Happy birthday sis! I forgot. :(
Priya: I want you to write down birthdays of all people who are important to you. So that you won't forget again. People like it when you remember, you know. Specially girls.
Me: But I was hoping Orkut...
Priya: NO, you cannot hope.
Me: Ey, but not all girls think...
Priya: Everyone does.
Sometime in 2009. Phone call.
Priya: So, what do you think of the pic?
Me: It's NICE! One of your best.
Priya: You will tell only if I ask kya?
Me: Appidi illa sis...
Priya: Girls like compliments bro. You don't know?
Me: Oh, but...
Priya: Ey, shut up.
6th March 2011. Friends' wedding.
Priya: You're looking nice, bro!
Me: Hey, thanks!
(3 seconds later)
Priya: So?
Me: Sooo...
Priya: How do I look?
Me: Ohh! Very pretty... I like!
Priya: Abba, you will never learn! Sit down.
(I sit down rather uncomfortably)
Priya: Listen bro, you see a girl dressed up, you tell her she looks nice. If you see her at a wedding, you appreciate what she wears. Girls always like to hear that. God, I'm already sorry for your wife!
Me: But...
Priya: No no no. No no no. Enough buts. You listen to me now.
***
I brought this up with N in one of our conversations. She was probably a little too nice to say it was true, but in the end the both of us were probably thinking the same thing.
Your advice, sis, has been greatly appreciated. ;)
Priya: Oi.
Me: Hi there!
Priya: Ahem ahem.
Me: What happened?
Priya: What is today?
Me: (bulb flases in head) Don't tell me it's your birthday!
Priya: Well, it is. Now wish me.
Me: Happy birthday sis! I forgot. :(
Priya: I want you to write down birthdays of all people who are important to you. So that you won't forget again. People like it when you remember, you know. Specially girls.
Me: But I was hoping Orkut...
Priya: NO, you cannot hope.
Me: Ey, but not all girls think...
Priya: Everyone does.
Sometime in 2009. Phone call.
Priya: So, what do you think of the pic?
Me: It's NICE! One of your best.
Priya: You will tell only if I ask kya?
Me: Appidi illa sis...
Priya: Girls like compliments bro. You don't know?
Me: Oh, but...
Priya: Ey, shut up.
6th March 2011. Friends' wedding.
Priya: You're looking nice, bro!
Me: Hey, thanks!
(3 seconds later)
Priya: So?
Me: Sooo...
Priya: How do I look?
Me: Ohh! Very pretty... I like!
Priya: Abba, you will never learn! Sit down.
(I sit down rather uncomfortably)
Priya: Listen bro, you see a girl dressed up, you tell her she looks nice. If you see her at a wedding, you appreciate what she wears. Girls always like to hear that. God, I'm already sorry for your wife!
Me: But...
Priya: No no no. No no no. Enough buts. You listen to me now.
***
I brought this up with N in one of our conversations. She was probably a little too nice to say it was true, but in the end the both of us were probably thinking the same thing.
Your advice, sis, has been greatly appreciated. ;)
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